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A Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Day (www.self.com)

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A GI doctor explains why 2024’s version of the Hot Girl Walk is so good for you.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Sounds like the walking is the real positive impact. Farting is just a fun aside.

[–] WayTooDank 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Crop dusting your annoying coworkers on your way out of the office has proven mental health benefits

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

If you're not saving up to hit crowded elevators, are you even trying?

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