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By the almighty god that lives in fantasy land known as heaven, can those genocidal monsters shut up already?
That sounds like antisemitic hate speech...
You'll need to publish your full name now.
Only one thing is going to do that. Make the desert glass.
Glass with our weapons or salt, god style?
Well, I'm pretty sure we could figure out how to make really big bombs again. I'm less sure we could manage the salt thing.
Dropping salt on Israel would be a waste of good salt.
Or maybe it was glass but they thought it was salt?