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Just wanted to let y'all know: you can't kidnap seagulls from a parking lot. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Seagulls are protected under the "Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918". This means that it is illegal to capture, kill, or keep a seagull in your home (unless you have a special permit).

So, no: you cannot go into the Meijer parking lot, yoink a seagull from the flock, and take it home.

This PSA has been brought to you by an argument with my son during a grocery pick-up.

Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What if they poke you in the coconut?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That counts as consent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

then the coconut has a pretty good case and should call a lawyer