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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

... blood-magic-saber ... nice.

But that implies the existence of other bodily fluids sabres.

[–] TheGiantKorean 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, anal discharge saber, wielded by Dy Aree-ah.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 3 months ago

Dyrth Arre-ah

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The upgraded version is called the 'santorum-saber'.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Cum sabre. An elegant weapon for an enlightened age.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

...they called it 'semen' in the high republic...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Can you get someone pregnant with that? Should you wear a condom around it or just raw-dog it in battle?

Also, those aren't sparks that fly off of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

You know what we’re all thinking…

Snot Saber

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But spinal-tap-saber would be pretty metal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How could it not be? It goes up to 11!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sticky yet cutty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a perfect blade for Grogu