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submitted 8 months ago by CenturionKing to c/funny
 
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[–] DavidGA 60 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Eat more fiber, do more cardio, and buy a bidet.

[–] forgueam 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Started taking fiber supplements (psyllium husk from Costco). The change was revelatory. Went from trying to clean peanut butter out of carpet to perfectly clean single wipes, every time. REVELATORY.

[–] Stoney_Logica1 5 points 8 months ago

I take them because of IBS. Life-changer.

[–] Paddzr 5 points 8 months ago

But also it could be wheat intolerance... It took me over 30 years to discover it.

[–] Wogi 4 points 8 months ago

The gen Z version of delete wife, hit Facebook, divorce lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I dunno. Buying more TP seems a lot easier than all that stuff.

[–] MalachaiConstant 5 points 8 months ago

It is right up until the hemorrhoids