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submitted 8 months ago by CenturionKing to c/funny
 
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You all need to eat more fiber

[–] Okokimup 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I started having the above problem last year after drastically increasing my fiber intake. I think I have pelvic floor dysfunction which creates a blockage. Adding more fiber makes the problem worse because you just have more poo moving toward the blockage, but not getting around it. I still eat a ton of fiber but laxatives have helped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It depends what kind of fiber, bran clogs me up but Metamucil makes it slip out easily, with a sort of slime coating to lube every lump.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fibre. Unless you want me to eat those glass wires transmitting laser light?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Whatever works man, I’m out of options

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I see I failed miserably at being funny, sorry