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It’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand? (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 9 months ago by return2ozma to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Liquid death is legit the best carbonated water though, the texture is more like beer rather than pop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol sure if you say so

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bro's talking about "texture" for sparkling water, how dare you not take him seriously?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Lol fuck off have you tried it? If you did a blind taste test of carbonated waters you would easily be able to tell what I mean

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

🤣🤣🤣 There's a reason Facebook apple liquid death are billion dollar companies and the reason are guys like him who love the texture of carbonated water 🤣🤣🤣

[–] NoSpiritAnimal 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It must be exhausting to be so much smarter than everyone else. It's certainly exhausting from the outside.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago

😪

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

People call me crazy, but I agree. It definitely has a cleaner taste and better overall mouth feel that most.

Closest I think that compares might be topo chico, but it seems to go flat faster.

[–] StereoTrespasser 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's tap water in a can. Everything else is made up in your mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I meant the carbonated version. All plain carbonated waters on the market taste / feel different to me and LDs just seems to be a notch better.

Store brand ones taste metallic to me for some reason. Perrier bubbles are "tiny" feeling. Talking Rain is pretty good. Not a fan of La Croix.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Give San Pellegrino a try. Little lime juice and salt for a salted lime soda or lime and mint for a virgin mojito.

[–] Weges 1 points 9 months ago

Neat, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hows the mouthfeel?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Lol