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Bro's talking about "texture" for sparkling water, how dare you not take him seriously?
Lol fuck off have you tried it? If you did a blind taste test of carbonated waters you would easily be able to tell what I mean
🤣🤣🤣 There's a reason Facebook apple liquid death are billion dollar companies and the reason are guys like him who love the texture of carbonated water 🤣🤣🤣
It must be exhausting to be so much smarter than everyone else. It's certainly exhausting from the outside.
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