Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Usernameblankface to c/dadjokes

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It'll be 4 seconds slow in the afternoon, which is to say it's gone back for seconds.

Edited to make the tense consistent

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the punch line "when it goes back four seconds"

[–] Usernameblankface 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, that one is good.