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As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] sunbytes 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

            
              Viewport engineer.
Browser-space technician.
Microsoft painter-decorator.
Inferior decorator.
He-who-responds (on the bugs channel).
Scope denier.
Manager disappointer.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 23 points 9 months ago

inferior decorator

This one is going in my dad joke arsenal. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Electron herder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I am the worst kind of programmer, I'm a Scope Inflator.