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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] idunnololz 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

It's ironic that the illustration for JavaScript is probably the most realistic and best solution IRL. In the sense that a lot of what problem solving is (which is a big part of software engineer) is breaking a big problem into smaller problems. And you continue doing this until each problem is solvable in a short period of time.

JavaScript sucks though as a language.

[–] CaptainSpaceman 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was a jab at all the NPM packages

[–] MashedTech 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Each npm package import will be future maintenance hell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

And a future remote code execution exploit

[–] renzev 6 points 8 months ago

You're completely correct. But what I meant by that graphic is "poor solutions leading to more problems", not "breaking down problems into smaller ones". It was inspired by a cube drone comic that made the same complaint, but I can't find that particular comic now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

JavaScript is a great language until you ask it to do more than toggle a div or send a request to the server

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Typescript is amazing though.

[–] idunnololz 5 points 8 months ago

I guess I have to defend this one. I personally think Typescript is the better language compared to typed Python or Ruby (two comparable languages based on how they are all used). Modern Javascript actually have a lot of nice language features, the only issue is the lack of types. Typescript doesn't entirely solve the problem but it's a decent attempt at it. A good typescript repo is decently readable, testable and performant enough for most use cases.

[–] Skullgrid 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Typescript is wasted on JS. Currently getting a JS certification while porting an action script 3 project to JS, ActionScript 3 was the better language.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I dunno we run and service serval large application running with React TS as the client with C# Entity Framework for the Server with SQL and wrapped up nicely in GraphQL.