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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I fucking hate it. I dont get it. Its a JOB. It means nothing to me. Just middle management and HR trying to justify their existance. Just cause they dont have personal lives.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

An idea was floated by HR that each team should make a video (to put on our intranet) explaining what we do and how we fit into the organisation.

The kicker - it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!!

Thankfully upper management put an end to it quickly, but it went way further than it should have.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!!

have these people not heard of the Geneva Convention?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're talking about HR here, so definitely not.

I should note that there were a few teams that very actually disappointed that this didn't eventuate.

Those team members have been reported to ASIO as potential spies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Report?! No no no. Execute them now. Clearly they are shapeshifting aliens! I'd say robots but I think even robots would shy away from an artsy idea like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the context of this particular team it makes sense. They're 'those' kind of people.

Super keen and excited for anything and everything.

Fuckers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh man that is the worse. Also cue music The Human Beinz - Nobody but me song from The Office where they all film a music video and mime together.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm just not sold on the effectiveness....the best cultures I've worked in I feel like it all comes quite organically because you like the people they get you and you get along well together. No amount of forcing people to party in a room will achieve that.