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I am thinking of moving to Switzerland (vlemmy.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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The social benefits are great and I heard the flag is a big plus

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[–] Motavader 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm remaining neutral on this joke

[–] AdamEatsAss 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there anything worse than a nation who is neutral? With your enemy at least you know where you stand. No one knows what makes a man's heart turn neutral.

[–] Awa 4 points 1 year ago

Here's an upvote from /c/futurama

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tell my wife: hello.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait by having a wife, he has committed to a single side?

The DOOP is a dupe!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 4 points 1 year ago

Wait until Karl's dad hears about this pun, he'll be Visby upset.