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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (6 children)

…what…? Like, honestly… what?

[–] Delphia 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Tourism is weird. I'm Australian and had no idea where the Cadbury factory is in Australia, now I do. Would I take my daughter to the Cadbury factory? Probably not, would I take her to the worlds largest chocolate fountain, where theres also a design your own chocolate bar studio, yeah I would.

I'm probably not going to Tasmania just for that, but if we went down for something else would I extend our trip for a day or two... yeah, I would.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I was so disappointed when they discontinued factory tours because people couldn't keep their fucking hands to themselves when walking past the chocolate machines.

[–] nathanielcwm 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did they never watch or read Charlie and the Chocolate factory?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Even Charlie got up to no good at one point. Everyone thinks they're the Charlie and won't get in any serious trouble for their antics.

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