this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2024
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Obviously this is for Newcastle, Australia, since it is part of Aussie Zone. We also welcome input from adjoining Lake Macquarie. Keep it clean and don't be mean.
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You know what we need here? More guns. That aught to fix things right up. Bang bang! Fixed.
If the chef also had a gun this wouldn't have happened!
The classic American logic.
Something something good person with gun.
Exactly! If every chopstick was actually a rifle then everyone would be safe.
...but the sweet and sour pork would have tasted shot.
A succulent Chinese meal you say?
Get your hand off my penis!