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Just fuck off (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by Stamets to c/funny
 
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[–] edgemaster72 33 points 8 months ago (4 children)

If an embryo is supposedly a full fledged person then was the rib also Eve while still in Adam? Does this technically mean Adam was pregnant with Eve when the rib was still in him?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

True, each rib is a viable person so when I file my taxes I claim 24 dependents.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

The IRS hates this one trick

[–] CritFail 15 points 8 months ago

If an embryo is a fully-fledged person then about 51% of people transition naturally before even being born, which is why men have nipples. Let's see the right wing lobby tackle that dilemma in the US legislature. Do they want no rights to medical support for all men? What if they switch back to women?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

The Bible is an mpreg fic confirmed

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 8 months ago

Also, embryos are genderless, so if an embryo is a full human, we all transition.