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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not acceptable to freeze children? Brb...

[–] over_clox 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Make sure to thaw them slowly

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Thank fuck you're here, was going to use defrost on the microwave.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well microwave was made to defrost frozen Hamster 🐹 to life. You are not too far of the track. If you want to know more there is a Tom Scott video on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I saw that! Amazing stuff.

[–] over_clox 4 points 5 months ago

Microwave was actually invented from repurposed radar station parts, but I'm enjoying the comment thread, so carry on..

[–] over_clox 7 points 5 months ago

No no, eggs tend to explode in the microwave