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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It does not make sense to convert digits to figure of speech, just for the fuck of it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The practice still has one very important application:

"What time is it?"

"Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Our family's was "freckle past a hair and time to get a watch"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel this comment betrays a misunderstanding of what language even is. Saying it like "two forty-five" or whatever is a figure of speech as much as "quarter to three" is.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You knew exactly what I meant, you're just being pedantic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, I meant it. "Two forty-five" is a figure of speech. If you were giving the time in exact terms you'd say something like "it's been two hours and forty-five minutes since midday/midnight". You're just stuck in this idea that your way of expressing it is the right one.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's the most arrogant reply you could've written. And I've just clicked on your name and seen your other comments, and it all makes sense. Wind your neck in and go outside.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

See my comment previous to the last.