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[–] Crashumbc 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My Grandfather- "I'm hungry enough to eat the ass out of a skunk"

[–] ikidd 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In Canada, I've heard (and used) that as "I'm hungry enough the eat the ass out of a freshly fucked moose"

[–] francisfordpoopola 2 points 9 months ago

I'm so hungry I'd eat the south end of a north facing horse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

is your grandfather the angry video game nerd by any chance?

[–] Crashumbc 1 points 9 months ago

Lol he probably died before that kid was born.

[–] HootinNHollerin 3 points 9 months ago

‘I’m so hungry I could crawl up a hogs ass and make me ham sandwich’