Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 9 months ago by nifty to c/microblogmemes

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[–] Godric 76 points 9 months ago (5 children)

"How're we gonna fuck this pig" is my favorite. Means "how are we going to start this unpleasant task".

Fun fact: Saying it at work can net you several funny looks and more!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 19 points 9 months ago

David Cameron is a redneck?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's also Letterkenny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rural Ontario is Canada's "South". Not Alberta. Not Saskatchewan, rural Ontario.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 1 points 8 months ago

I'm from Ontario, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

It's this why they put lipstick on the pig?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Haha nice. In Dutch you say you're gonna "wash the piglet"

[–] littlebluespark 3 points 9 months ago

Just don't mix up the "are" with "about". 🤌🏼