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[–] Godric 76 points 11 months ago (5 children)

"How're we gonna fuck this pig" is my favorite. Means "how are we going to start this unpleasant task".

Fun fact: Saying it at work can net you several funny looks and more!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 19 points 11 months ago

David Cameron is a redneck?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rural Ontario is Canada's "South". Not Alberta. Not Saskatchewan, rural Ontario.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 1 points 11 months ago

I'm from Ontario, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It's this why they put lipstick on the pig?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Haha nice. In Dutch you say you're gonna "wash the piglet"

[–] littlebluespark 3 points 11 months ago

Just don't mix up the "are" with "about". 🤌🏼