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It’s like a different language (lemmy.world)
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[–] ben16w 60 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying "I'm so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Aussie slang is weapons grade language. They're not here to fuck spiders

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They truly have mastered the language and then elevated it to obscene heights.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 3 points 8 months ago

Australian slang is fast becoming an arrogant edifice of human endeavour that god will have to one day topple or admit defeat. I for one suspect god is here to fuck spiders, and he may even be a drongo

[–] Freestylesno 17 points 8 months ago

I have always enjoyed "I could eat the north end of a south bound skunk"