And just to be clear, ten thousand years is a long time. Ancient Egypt was, like 5 - 6 thousand years ago. So almost double that. The last ice age was about 12 thousand years ago. 10 thousand years ago was, like, the invention of farming as a concept. No culture on Earth has history that far back.

So to be making references to today's pop culture that far in the future just feels nuts. I mean, sure, it's the same one guy. And I know he's not supposed to feel like God. But still, when humans as a species first planted seeds in the ground you heard a song, and now today you're going to casually bring it up to a room full of babies? Whatever.

But it just so happens that it's a reference that's relevant to us the reader in my personal nostalgia? My eyes rolled so hard I fell straight out of the narrative...