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Anon is no angle (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Anon is telling a satirical story about how primal and intimidating they are now that they lift weights.

[–] Blue_Morpho 7 points 9 months ago

It sounds like a scene from Teen Wolf.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is it...actual satire though? Or does homie actually think that way?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I take it you don’t lift. It can be difficult for the untapped to understand our mindset. Me btw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I bow to your...unquestionable experience lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh, why did I look! Why!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I’m pretty sure you’re already aware but there have been issues with kbin lately. I didn’t realize it was “2 days to federate a reply” bad, but that’s how she be.