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"Let’s be real—do you think if I was Muslim I’d have all these DUIs?”
Depends how devout. They're not supposed to drink, so probably not.
It bugs me that the quality of this image seems to degrade every time the meme is used, so I took a fresh screenshot from my Season 6 DVDs. Feel free to use it as you see fit.