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Fox News guest decrying “migrant crime” previously arrested after getting violent over a grilled cheese sandwich he deemed too cheesy (www.mediamatters.org)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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A man wanted just two slices of cheese on his sandwich, so when his wife used three slices in his grilled cheese sandwich, he became irate.

Angered at the sight of all the extra cheesiness, James DePaola became agitated and violent, yelling at the woman, Michele DePaola. According to WSB-TV, DePaola then ripped the landline out of the wall so his wife couldn’t call the police and reportedly screamed at her intensely. The couple’s 12-year old daughter who witnessed the incident called the police to the scene, according to Athens-Clarke County police.

James DePaola was charged with obstruction of a 911 call and criminal trespass/damage to property over what the police now refer to as “the grilled cheese incident”. DePaola has a history of “abusive behavior,” and was often “excessively critical and controlling of day to day things in life” like sandwiches, apparently.

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[–] Got_Bent 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A grilled cheese sandwich too cheesy?

That's like saying it's too orgasmic when my wife blows me or my paychecks are too big when my job pays me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A grilled cheese is never too cheesy until it collapses under its own cheesiness and turns into a black hole

[–] RampantParanoia2365 1 points 10 months ago

I saw a negative review for a salad place recently complaining that there were too many olives on his last salad.