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Bidets!
Not sure if they get much hate but they sure get a lot of shit
Well I hate the fuck out of bidets and don't understand why people want to walk around with a wet ass.
This is why Trump might get reelected.
Here's a thought: Wiping water from your butt is easier than wiping shit
Not really, water has a much lower viscosity and loves to cling to every fold and gap.
Bruh ๐คจ
So, when you get out of the shower, and towel down. Are you really dry?
Obviously not, unless you are using some new tech microfiber.
Now apply that to your butt.
Are you wiping with plastic? How is your butt so wet that it's a problem?
Anyway, I like your example. Imagine you take a shit shower and towel down. Are you really clean?
Every time this discussion happens one of you skeezeheads decides to turn it to a personal examination of my shitting practices.
Every time
It's like a fetish for you wetass lovers.
Fuck you and the incredibly high and very damp horse you came in on.
Louis Rossmann demonstrates the difference in wiping vs a bidet without even shitting. You do you, but he makes a good point.
https://youtu.be/iLEiue_NqGE
Fuck off with your bidets, y'all are like CrossFit and vegetarians, always looking for a place to mention your shit.
Excuse me sir, I don't have any shit. Because of my bidet.