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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] AtariDump 135 points 10 months ago (4 children)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Looks hungry

Edit: lawyers, is saying this illegal?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

We need to start feeding him better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I ANAL but typically getting charged requires a credible threat.

Credible threats have specific details and a plan, date, or similar. You have neither, you could most likely say much more and still be okay legally. The mods tend to be anal about such things, which is their right but is pretty lame.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh that's cool

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I am not a lawyer, no it is not, but I will represent you as if it were all true.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

We really, and I mean really, need to bring this motherfucker back. I can already sense the rich collectively shitting their pants worldwide on the mere mention of it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Looks cool for stickers.

[–] mods_are_assholes 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

FUCK I am so ready

[–] franklin 2 points 9 months ago

Sign me up