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[–] half_built_pyramids 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)

This is why we need seal clubbing

[–] KnightontheSun 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know. They stay out too late, get way too drunk and make a terrible racket when they get home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can you provide evidence of one time this has ever happened in your area?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 10 months ago

I constantly see ads for hot tight seals in my area.

[–] kinther 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear...

Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?

I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion that seal lions need clubbing.

[–] half_built_pyramids 4 points 10 months ago

Fair enough, could you club me instead?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Beat and kill them while they're young and innocent before they become well informed, intelligent adults that can counter and challenge your firmly held beliefs?

[–] tjsauce 2 points 10 months ago

IM GONNA CLUB THIS SEAL TO MAKE A BETTER DEAL