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submitted 5 months ago by Dehydrated to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I have a coworker who has 4 curved ultrawide monitors on his desk.

Edit: I checked by his office today, and it's actually 3 ultrawides and 2 flat monitors. Sorry for misrepresenting the facts y'all.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Does he have them loop around 360?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A 360 ring of curved monitors. You could get two pixels, and accelerate them around the ring in opposite directions then collide them at close to the speed of light.

[–] hakunawazo 4 points 4 months ago

After train, farm and goat simulator, now LHC simulator.

[–] Wappen 3 points 4 months ago

Imagine the new colors we could discover

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

4 doesn't feel like enough to make the full curve but I bet its starting to get close. 8 is probably what you'd need for to truly encircle yourself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Here's a picture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I would understand that for gaming, specially simulation stuff like car/planes or similar... But when working that sounds crazy, unless he has big as fuck dashboard with all kind of things being monitored.