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[–] dejected_warp_core 3 points 9 months ago

Boy, that career pivot to an Arasaka lap-dog would be kind of rough though:

Employee Eval Form

  1. Does the employee achieve their tasks on time, and under budget?

[ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [x] Always

  1. Does the employee pay attention to details?

[x] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [ ] Always

...

  1. Does the employee exhibit signs of cyberpsychosis on the job?

[ ] Never [ ] Rarely [ ] Sometimes [x] Often [ ] Always