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[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Mars's kids are named Fear and Terror. Not the best parent material there.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, he is the god of war. He wishes his kids to grow up strong and respected like him. Don't be so harsh on the guy, he's doing his best you know.

[–] FuglyDuck 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You know. This could be hilarious as a premise. I’m thinking a monte python style comedy.

[–] AngryCommieKender 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's called Life of Brian, they just weren't aware that Yahweh was originally a God of War

[–] samus12345 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought he was a storm god.

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 6 months ago

I'm not an expert. I read that EL was a God of War, which explains the first several books of the Bible

[–] Buffaloaf 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Appropriately enough Fear (Phobos) is slowly getting closer to Mars and will eventually crash into it.

[–] samus12345 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just 50 million years or so to go!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Dawn of the first day

438,300,000,000 hours remain

[–] FooBarrington 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"The moons of Fear and Terror" sounds like an amazing crossover between DOOM, Fear & Hunger and Darkest Dungeon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Other planets have moons. Mars has a pair of hamsters. So hamsters named Fear and Terror.