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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by LemmyKnowsBest to c/showerthoughts

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over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and
can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I literally used my penis instead of eggplant. Thanks Internet. Now I have a detachable penis.

[–] clearleaf 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But now you can leave it at home when you think it's going to get you in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 1 points 10 months ago

This makes sense if your jalopy is a missile.