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[–] Droggelbecher 29 points 10 months ago (9 children)

I had to learn Fortran for my thesis because it's the industry standard in particle physics

[–] pbbananaman 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How long ago? ROOT (and other frameworks like GEANT) using C++ has been the standard for over 15 years, but probably longer. I think my advisor was of the last generation that had to write in Fortran.

[–] Droggelbecher 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Currently lmao. I'm using those tools as well but some specific event generators I'm using are in Fortran still

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

thank you for your service 🫡

[–] CodexArcanum 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the last generation to write FORTRAN

runs to look out window

My God is the sun turning into a red giant?!

Oh no, whew, that's a relief! Guess the FORTRAN programmers will be relevant for a little longer too then.

(As a .NET dev, I wish some languages (or versions of languages) would die but i really think once code has been written it never goes away!)

[–] CosmicCleric 1 points 10 months ago

[COBOL has entered the chat.]

Capitalism will never let a programming language die, if it's still less expensive than an alternative.

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