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Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

When I was four I stomped on ants for fun. Then one day my big sister rushed over and buried one of them and put a marker on its grave.

I still stomped on them, but kept thinking about what she did and I eventually stopped.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

That's a good sister.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nah fuck ants. But mostly just the queen. Support ant workers rights

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yup, you don't need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out

[–] unreasonabro 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

FREE THE ANTS

DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY

SUPPORT ANT COMMUNISM!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I burnt them with a magnifying glass!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I burned them with a lighter