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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His dad was asking him to impregnate his brother's widow but he's like nah I'll just screw her for fun. So he dies...

Then later she disguises herself as a prostitute, and gets pregnant by his dad. Apparently this is okay...

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Sweet home Judeabama.