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Russian autopsy shows Navalny locked self in Siberian gulag, poisoned self (www.thebeaverton.com)

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"MOSCOW – Officials from the Kremlin, under the close supervision of Russian President Vladimir Putin, have concluded an autopsy of Alexei Navalny, concluding that the recently-deceased opposition leader spontaneously sentenced himself to 30 years in a remote Siberian gulag before then ingesting his own poison that he brought from home."

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Some anons from /x/ were right. Sedatives and antypsychotics are just glowie tools.