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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Life begins at the tortilla stage

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

This does not apply to men of course, because they don't carry frozen burritos.

Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

[–] riodoro1 7 points 10 months ago

I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?