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Step 1: make some genuinely top shelf, genre-defining games in the 90s and early 2000s
Step 2: Sell out
Step 3: Become shittier than anyone could ever imagine
Step 4: Charge 1 kidney for a shitty in app purchase
Step 3.5: Use psychology to "convince" children and those with certain mental health issues that they need the in app purchase.
While simultaneously convincing parents not to vote for regulation because "its optional"
What, dont you all have kidneys?