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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought you are supposed to be at work, does your boss know this is how you spend company time?

[โ€“] DigitalTraveler42 -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shitpost on Lemmy on company time.

Why? What are you the company suck up? Have you never heard of breaks before?