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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She should get a hobby then. Like hot dog eating champion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"I'm an incel"

Cool story bro

[–] RizzRustbolt 1 points 1 year ago

Doorknob cleaning.