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Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Psythik 6 points 11 months ago

If only he could form a complete thought like that. You nailed his Trump-isms, but the real Trump would have gone off on an Adderall-fueled tangent by the third sentence.

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