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[–] themeatbridge 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe the health issues are related to... You know, this doesn't feel right. I don't want to make fun of someone getting sick, even if it is an epic setup for an obvious joke.

Still, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend not Lickinghole in Goochland.