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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Our recovery strategy is to just buy back the data from the hackers, it's cheaper than making backups in the first place!" -This guy, probably

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Step 1) Have terrible security. Step 2) Purposefully piss off hackers. Step 3) ??? Step 4) Profit.