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Anon observes a zoomer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] SpaceNoodle 74 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You were everyone's hero that day.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's easier to do when you're a tall man and happen to look like a bike ganger ;)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Thank you.

Please all other bike ganger-looking people do this for us poor masses who suffer through this garbage

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 9 months ago

OK fine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'd happily pay higher fees if the transit companies hired people like you to do this all the time!