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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd much rather have the man disappear into the irrelevance he came from

[–] FlyingSquid 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not enough schadenfreude.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's the ultimate schadenfreude, he's already broken completely as a person, then to blow away like so much dust

[–] FlyingSquid 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's fine, but can Elmo make him cry first?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Probably already does.