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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What my group will do

Kill one person, yeah we are so dumb :D

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

With one stroke? Does your group only consist of level 1 wizards or is it some kind of legendary knife?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

That's a classic critic against D&D if one stroke of knife is deadly IRL it should be in RPG.

That said, 3 players means a GM so just cut in half and you get 4 piece including one for the GM

[–] Delta_V 3 points 11 months ago

The monk beats both other PCs unconscious and then uses the knife to cut off as much apple as they care to eat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You tie the unlucky member to sacrifice. Maybe one with low fortitude. And use coup de grace. Probably it will die One shot with one stroke. Technically it's doable ^^