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How many watch lists am I on now? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Kaelygon to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Criminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes... a fair few simply because of bragging.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The ones who don't make dumb mistakes don't get caught.

[–] Daft_ish 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like when ever there is a murder. There are two options. Criminal was dumb and it was obvious who did it or cops were dumb and couldn't solve the murder even if the criminal was dumb.