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GOP Congressman Says Dead Palestinian Babies Aren’t All That Innocent (newrepublic.com)

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[–] AngryCommieKender 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

https://potatoparcel.com/products/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb

That may get their attention.

Edit: Ooh! They even have an American Blend glitter choice that's red white and blue. May have to personalize the card with that one so they know you're upset.

[–] themeatbridge 6 points 9 months ago

I'm not going to condone sending prank bomb packages to representatives. That's how you end up on a list.

Also, glitter is basically a war crime. Shiny microplastics you can never remove from every crevice, it's like party herpes. Which, I suppose is also regular herpes.