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submitted 1 year ago by Dankry to c/[email protected]

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[–] shalafi 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

matched with a “skinny depressed Asian babe” on eHarmony

Oh god. I'm in this picture. Only Asian I've ever dated, only date I went on from eHarmony, she's now my wife.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is she skinny and depressed?

[–] SpaceNoodle 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is she a babe?

[–] Jerkface 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like, on a scale from 1 to 10.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Asking the important questions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well you had an edge, being the local AC guy. You can't really blame her.