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I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Except if the guard manages to rip a hole in the bag from the inside, they can destroy the bag and everything inside it will get scattered across the Astral Plane. Pretty bad for the guard, but better than a slow death being suffocated. Plus you don't need to eat or breathe on the Astral, so they could live there indefinitely.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Tearing the bag from the inside seems like an easier said than done proposition.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not if they have a blade. Sticking anything sharp inside the bag tears it.

Also, I would much rather suffocate over 10 minutes(which would suck horribly) than live out the rest of my natural life floating alone in the astral plane.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And that's only if they recognize what's going on. If you're just minding your business and suddenly it's dark and hard to breathe, there are a bunch of monsters, spells, and magical phenomena that are possible culprits.

[โ€“] TheBat 6 points 9 months ago

I'm still going to wildly swing my scimitar in the dark

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